they seem wild but they are so tame
maybe she loved mysteries so much that she became one.
Maxim just released their 2012 Hot 100 list of the world’s most beautiful women, and you’ll never guess which lovely lady clocked in at number 69:
69. Stephen Colbert
Democracy isn’t always pretty: Sometimes it’s downright handsome. With a massive write-in vote campaign, the Colbert Nation proved they’re not only loyal but also incredibly horny.
Stephen Colbert Campaign Posters by myself and the lovely and talented Brian Fudge for Tauntr.com.
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every time i watch the colbert report i want to write stephen a love letter.
❝ Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. ❞
Stephen Colbert, Knox College Commencement Address — 3 June 2006 (via fervours)
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Stephen Colbert: Skaterboy (x)
