But it was funny, because he was talking about, “Man, I’m like putting on this weight, and I’m retaining all this water,” and I’m like, “You’re such a girl, dude.” And then he does that and his pants rip, and I just couldn’t hold it in, it was hilarious. What an idiot.
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catching up on supernatural this morning.
Sam: So you and this guy, Curtis, you were in the same house?
Frat Guy: Yeah.
Dean: You heard of what happened to him right?
Frat Guy: Yeah, he said it was aliens… but you know, whatever.
Sam: Look, man, I know this all has to be so hard…
Frat Guy: …Not so much.
Sam: But I want you to know…I’m here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here. [hugs him] Too precious for this world.
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Sam: I never said that!
Dean: You’re always saying pansy stuff like that.